1. wildpens:

    This baby knows. [x]

    (via tastefullyoffensive)


  2. "I’m tired of non-fat people thinking it’s a miracle when fat people are talented."


    Is it still cool to say reply with just “this” because … THIS.

    (via shakethecobwebs)

    y’all I watched this Nightline episode and it was featuring the new Broadway show Aladdin and the guy who plays the Genie is a pretty hefty dude right and the Nightline reporter is all amazed by his moves and he calls her shit out like, “Now if I was a skinny guy out there just jumping around you wouldn’t be all that impressed! But when you see a 300 pound guy you can’t help but be amazed!” or something to that effect and it was fucking brillianttttt.

    (via saucymerbabe)

    (Source: wedontwannagrowup, via saucymerbabe)

  3. dansnipplehair:


    why is this dude wasting his fucking money on cigs when hes not gonna smoke em your fucking metaphor isnt worth that much homie get a job 

    (Source: prettylittletmi, via kingcolfs)

  4. thetrevorproject:

    Some wise words from Dame Julie.

    Worry and fear and all the other emotions are normal to feel. Be brave and push through them to become a better you!

    (Source: lejazzhot)

  5. ryanjamesyezak:

    This Anna Kendrick Little Mermaid SNL sketch is impossible to find (NBC ran into some legal issues with Disney)… watch while you can!

    (via ruinedchildhood)

  6. yeahwriters:






    Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

    It would instantly cauterize the would, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

    if you want information it is

    and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

    The Hufflepuff is just excited about toast


    (Source: picapixels, via finding-fantastic-beasts)

  7. one of my favorite words 

    (Source: watchyourstep-, via rj4gui4r)


  8. "stop swimming across oceans for people who wont jump a puddle for you."
    — unknown  (via tontita)

    (Source: mindlesskids, via saucymerbabe)

  9. onefitmodel:





    “this leaves men confused and unable to pigeonhole you. What they are forced to do instead is… take you seriously.”

    Reblog every time

    Whoever wrote this dialogue is a freakin’ genius

    What is this from?

    did some research and it’s from “Syrup,” which looks to be a movie that came out this year. also it’s on netflix. 

    Reblogging again

    (Source: un-usuall-m3mory-x3, via rj4gui4r)

  10. DW Meme +  Favorite Quotes

    I will always remember when the Doctor was me - The Time of the Doctor

    (via areyoumarriedriver)